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The Law Of The Garbage Truck

Someone sent this to me at work. I don't know who wrote it. It was appropriate to reference when my manager "dumped" on me this afternoon. This time it was pretty bad. It's been pretty bad and I was prepared to say something about how her communication style needed improvement.  She later cooled off and apologized. She admitted her "dumping" and I thanked her for her self awareness. Anyway-here it is. Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!  The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.  My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.  And I mean, he was really friendly! So I asked, 'Why did you just do that?  This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

No Sleep Til Easter! Is it too many Eggspectations?!(phone blog)

Again?! The insomnia is back! I was so happy to go to bed early. Drifted off ever so nicely. I classically celebrated my 2.6 pound weight loss this week with three slices of thin crust pizza from the night before. Haha! I woke up at 12:30 with heartburn and shadows of my nightmare dancing in my head. I dreamt that I completely flake out at Rock Camp and People booed me off the stage. I was also wearing a Mrs.Roper muumuu because I was ten thousand pounds and looked more like Momma Cass than Momma Sass. It was awful. I also think I have been a bit anxious about all of the music to memorize and if I'll be prepared. I have to remember that I may only be able to sing a part of a song in then long run. I think I also feel guilty about not working out on Friday. I did so well all week and just needed a day off. When I weighed in yesterday morning i was 40% body fat. I am almost half fat! To top it off I was supposed to have a date with GI Joe last night but he's been ill- poo